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[ofmyderriere]

This place is probably going to give me (and all of you) a complex. I was in therapy, okay, I know this.

Everybody else has already weighed in, and whatever, I don't know shit, so I'm not going to. Here are some things I am actually qualified to talk about:

• Remy is my ho. I require a pimp hat post-haste.

• Wanda needs to come and talk to me like,

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[unhexed]

I am taking your Network device away and wiring it so that it zaps you whenever you try to say something inappropriate to lions.

[ofmyderriere]

I want it noted that he asked.

private ||

So! You guys went and did something dumb, didn't you.

private || unhackable

[unhexed]

I'm afraid you'll have to clarify.

private || unhackable

[ofmyderriere]

I so will not, unless there are multiple dumb things that I could be picking from (which I never rule out as a possibility, with anyone). With the clock.

[girlwithabow]

Does Remy know about his new position?

[ofmyderriere]

Yeah, he's been informed.

[girlwithabow]

And what did he say to that?

[ofmyderriere]

He was okay with it at the time!

» voice

[bangyoudead]

... Am I even gettin' paid for this?

» voice

[ofmyderriere]

Sure! In my undying affection.

» voice

[bangyoudead]

So I am not actually a ho, but someone simply shamelessly exploited to suit your nefarious needs.

» voice

[ofmyderriere]

I don't think this sounds like a complaint, I'm just saying.

[halfvulcan]

Remy? Most ... curious.

... A "huge troll?"

[ofmyderriere]

You have to admit he's kind of a status symbol. (No I'm lying.)

It means I refuse to admit I take things seriously and say ridiculous things to get a rise out of people. (Conveniently I'm kind of a ridiculous person so often I'm not even making them up!)

oh my god it's spock be cool donna be cool

[halfvulcan]

Is he? I was unaware- but it is certainly enlightening.

I suppose I may have known a good number of trolls in my time, then.

[ofmyderriere]

I live to please!

I think most people have really.

voice; sing-song

[adamantined]

Oh I could say soooo many things.

voice;

[ofmyderriere]

I can too, the English language is a beautiful thing!

voice;

[adamantined]

Oh, well, that was unnecessary.

voice;

[ofmyderriere]

Comparatively that was downright tame.

private ||

Yoooou guys are retarded. That is all the reproaching you are getting from this quarter.