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[ofmyderriere]

This place is probably going to give me (and all of you) a complex. I was in therapy, okay, I know this.

Everybody else has already weighed in, and whatever, I don't know shit, so I'm not going to. Here are some things I am actually qualified to talk about:

• Remy is my ho. I require a pimp hat post-haste.

• Wanda needs to come and talk to me like,

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[banditfox]

Regarding the first item, does that mean I should now worry about bill collectors?

[ofmyderriere]

............................Yes.

[banditfox]

In that case I refuse to accept the charges citing the affects of a City curse.

[OOC: Darn it. I forgot I switched out his fanservice icon for a srs bznz one. Pretend he does not look so grim!]

[ofmyderriere]

I can accept that.

[elegyinheels]

[ofmyderriere]

Hi, I'm a terrible person.

[elegyinheels]

I'm trying to figure out if I even want to ask.

[ofmyderriere]

It's a funny story! The actually funny kind, not the 'I want to die' funny kind.

JACK IS LOL'ING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

[head_chef]

Oh, I like you.

I'm Jack. If I promise you a fantastic meal, do I get to borrow your ho for a night?

donna lives to please, baby. any way you like.

[ofmyderriere]

I don't know, sugar, how fantastic are we talking? On a scale of 'I'll recommend it to my friends' to 'I'm chaining this man naked to my kitchen', where would you say you fall?

They have that in common.

[head_chef]

I would say... make the chains comfortable and give me some slack in them and maybe a pillow and I'm just fine with them.

Best you'll ever have, sugar.

donna enjoys this quality in people.

[ofmyderriere]

I think I like you, too.

Ooooh, y'know, I've heard that line a lot...

If you wanna come up and make yourself kitchen bitch, you're totally welcome, but my girl is running Hotel California, city style right now with Ominous Things and everybody freaking so hard.

[thegoodprince]

I've known a troll, actually. You don't remind me very much of one at all.

[ofmyderriere]

A different kind of troll, sugar!

But seriously: you have?

[thegoodprince]

A few, maybe, but I know Grimble best. He didn't usually look like his trollish self, though. Good guy, Grimble.

[ofmyderriere]

Stealthy!

[morethanasuit]

Remy is your ho?

[ofmyderriere]

Yessir he is!

[morethanasuit]

That's good to know, I guess?

[ofmyderriere]

It's an important PSA, absolutely.