the third time around and I still don't belong here.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=746422580551326791

there are about two people I like in the entire world right now. and one of them is too busy being in LA and doing stupid LA crap to ever call and the other's phone is dead. family doesn't count. everyone else, for the most part, way to be a douche.

what's up with every asshole in new york wearing stupid asshole hats all the time? huh?

shit's about to get emo. I'm ready to move back to the south now please, thank you.

I'm trying to get some more hair.bam. big life problem. that and what the fuck am I doing back in new york?

also, there's about a 97.4 percent chance that I am a raging alocholic. anyway.

I like the way you use punctuation. to make my heart beat faster.
to write a whole book within.

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the other day my mom told me I looked like paris hilton.
it's probably just the huge nose, and the fact that I'm going to jail.
regardless, it was the most disturbing attempted compliment I've ever recieved.

I am woody allen.