Comments | oh__morrissey: What? Penis, you say? No, Merci! At least take me back to your discotheque and try to win me over.

oh__morrissey

What? Penis, you say? No, Merci! At least take me back to your discotheque and try to win me over.

Jul 15, 2006 01:50

One evening in Paris (seriously) I was sophisticatedly standing next to my friend Alison on the crowded Metro. I was trying to maintain a look of nonchalance while casting not-so-furtive looks at the people around me. Inside my body I could feel my heart rejoicing at my neighbors’ Frenchness as I wound one of my hands around a pole for balance. ( Read more... )

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boris_thespider July 15 2006, 06:53:46 UTC

Good God, that's absurd. Well, I hope you aren't subjected to anymore wrinkly european cocks anytime in the future.

Though, when you think about it, it was, in its own way, a twisted and disgusting compliment.

oh__morrissey July 15 2006, 16:52:21 UTC

A compliment?!

cpt_righteous July 15 2006, 21:06:46 UTC

Old Man Thoughts: "What a beautiful young American girl. She looks like the kind of sweet girl who could raise a healthy and loving family. I think I'll show her my penis to express to her just how I feel about her."

oh__morrissey July 15 2006, 21:16:47 UTC

Flowers would have said it better.

cpt_righteous July 15 2006, 12:15:18 UTC

Lauren Holt that is gross!
That is the worst genre ever!
Old Penis is a terrible genre!

oh__morrissey July 15 2006, 16:54:40 UTC

I believe the genre is more along the lines of "trauma", not of "Old Penis", thanks very much.

crystlxballa July 15 2006, 14:54:37 UTC

The other hand was busy mashing my purse against my chest so all the Parisians would know that I would know if they tried to steal it.

I don't remember if I ever told you about my experience in Paris (and why I know hate the French --- YES I KNOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY MEAN THING TO SAY BUT I'M NOT BEING 100% SERIOUS****THOUGHT IT WAS NECESSARY TO SAY THIS IN CASE I OFFEND SOMEONE OR THEY DON'T KNOW ME AND REALIZE I'M NOT ... whatever) but I should tell you sometime if I haven't and we can hang out.

oh__morrissey July 16 2006, 18:02:56 UTC

Give me a call!

HAHAHA somethin_hot July 15 2006, 17:41:02 UTC

Oh laurenholt. That was a very funny time. Disgusting of course. But still very funny. Also, why do I smile so cheesily (erm...is that a word?) in every picture I'm in?

Re: HAHAHA oh__morrissey July 16 2006, 18:03:25 UTC

I think you smile charmingly.

teaandcrime July 15 2006, 23:58:25 UTC

Salve, ancilla, I hope you put your Latin skillz to good use and talked to the Pope!

oh__morrissey July 16 2006, 18:07:40 UTC

You know it! I was like, "Salve, Pope! Let me tell you a story. Once Upon a time arma virumque cano, Trojae qui primus ab oris..." And boy, let me tell you he absolutely BAWLED when I got to the part where Pyrrhus killed King Priam.

cpt_righteous July 16 2006, 19:49:38 UTC

the pope is german
he had no idea what you were saying
he was probably bawling because he was so bored or confused

its more like he BALLED* all over you