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Makeouts in Paris
Picture Post! I'm going to try not to post 50 million at a time so as not to piss Juliet off.
These are my favorite pictures from the London/Paris/Rome trip that I went on with Girlscouts, and they all involve Abby Cranford and a Troll named Laura on the Seine River in Paris.
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What? Penis, you say? No, Merci! At least take me back to your discotheque and try to win me over.
One evening in Paris (seriously) I was sophisticatedly standing next to my friend Alison on the crowded Metro. I was trying to maintain a look of nonchalance while casting not-so-furtive looks at the people around me. Inside my body I could feel my heart rejoicing at my neighbors’ Frenchness as I wound one of my hands around a pole for balance. ( Read more... ) -
Also Yesterday I met a CRAZY BITCH/ Don't go to L.A. Nails & Spa
When I got home my head was pounding harder than a Jehovah’s Witness on the front door. I sat down and took my temperature four times willing it to increase so I wouldn’t have to go to school on Friday. It was 99.1 each time, thus I sulked until Erin Kennedy called and reminded me today was the only day we could go together to get our nails done ( Read more... ) -
"Montraiiiiiiil- go bake some cookies for' I spank you!"
Yesterday I became moderately delirious with a fever while Abby and I were at Archer with my fourth graders. (For my Gold Award I’ve started a “Creative Writing Club” with the after-school kids - they are awesome.) For some reason I was like, “I don’t feel like writing today, let’s just tell stories!” And they all got really excited. Immediately ( Read more... ) -
squrl pleaz.
I was innocently bumming around the house after I got home from school, when suddenly I looked out of a window and noticed two squirrels whapping each other on the head. I was bemused by this so I paused and scooted close to the glass to get a better view. I thought they were friends playing a fun game, but it did not take me long to realize that ( Read more... ) -
Gemma Parken
One time I was talking to Gabriel on the phone and Emma called so I switched over and when I hung up on both of them by accident the ID on my phone read "Gemma Parken" and this made me laugh probably harder than is cool.
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