fuck yeah, joining the Navy just got better!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=4&u=/nm/odd_perks_dc

okay. so my parents are coming back Tuesday night. if you know anything about my parents, or my family, or even Asians, for that matter, you'd know we're clean. why do you think at most Asian houses you have to take off your shoes in the front, right past the door ( Read more... )

whoa, what a lack of updates.

this isn't much of one either; i'm headed to bed.

shorts:
- it's hot.
- i ran 1.5 miles today in the death-inducing heat.
- my parents are out of town (well.. have been)
- i'm leaving for boot camp march 14

yeah, i'll elaborate later. fuck, it's 237?!

yay for legal sex with my bf

this seems about right! now back to my english.

I AM 59% ASSHOLE/BITCH!
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cat, the hippest cat they ever did see.. when they see me walking down the street.. hey hey.. all the fellas want to meet.. a-hey hey, all the ladies, they love a silly squirt cause they know i'm the king of the cooooool jeeeeerrrrkdoes anyone remember that from Home Alone? the asshole uncle was singing it in the shower ( Read more... )

hello world. this morning it's gray outside, just like I feel. blah. this past week I've been unfathomably tired. I can think of a few reasons why.. perhaps the drugs, work, school, and lack of sleep. all of them combined has left me super lethargic. I always have to wake up early for school, then go to work at 12, then slave away at work which ( Read more... )

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so i'm in english class where we're in the computer lab so we can do our final project. i'm sitting next to michelle and we aren't doing shit.. as usual. eh, it'll get done, just not now ( Read more... )

LOOK AT MY FOOD-HANDLING BOYFRIEND EVERYONE


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