The morning adventures of Steaks ( Read more... )

I am very jealous of Onton and his Exmouth journey! I want to snorkel with bright fishes and take underwater snapshots of myself too. Thinking of having a few days off soon, maybe the week after Easter ( Read more... )

I hate Borders! Just checked my bank account because I got paid today and, low and behold, I see a Borders purchase for $62! Um excuse me stupid girl, if you weren't so busy swooning at my outfit and talking to me about your headache, maybe you would have typed in $20 to the EFTPOS machine, which is what the cost was! DAMN YOU! Now I have to go ( Read more... )

I enjoyed this weekend immensely, apart from sweltering heatwave and death by tall man bicycle. I forgot how much grazed knees sting. Wonderjacket is NOT wonderful at all. Coopers red is a demolition derby of potent malts ( Read more... )

On Valentines Day 2007 I will visit a hospital for the first time since a five year old and I will have a needle for the first time since 1996. At the consult this morning my heart was pounding so loud I could barely talk to the surgeon guy. I think I may have an anxiety problem when it comes to hospitals and needles and pain and impacted wisdom ( Read more... )

I just played a game of PAC MAN. But the evil ghosts caught my man before I ate the cherry :( Ok I need to play Tetris right NOW. Games of youth are such fun, as is swimming in heated pools and deconstructing the Little Mermaid. We discovered, amongst other things, that Ariel's face looks completely different in each scene, Eric the handsome prince ( Read more... )

Most memorable memories of Saturday night:

Twenty people swooning over a girl wearing a red dress with the largest breasts we had ever seen in our relatively short lifetimes. Jayden and I, after much staring, making a pact to never look again then both breaking it two seconds later.

Hahahaha they were very large and real.

I.hate.birds ( Read more... )

I drank off rotten soy milk last night and this morning! Last night I made a strawberry smoothie and it tasted a bit off but I thought it was because of the strawberries. But then this morning my Special K tasted like arsenic and I realised the soy was bad. It smelt citrusy and when I poured it down the sink it was thicker and all clumpy near the ( Read more... )

My dog Buffy still lives at home with my parents. She's 9 years old and quite the little survivor: she's almost died three times. The first time was years ago, in an epic dual with a rather large dugite...well she didn't really win because our next door neighbour blew its body in half with a shotgun but I still can't believe it didn't bite her. The ( Read more... )