*TWIRLS ACROSS LOBBY, SUITCASE FLOATING BEHIND HER*

I'M COMING BACK TO YOU, ZETTA DAAAAARLIIIING~

*floating around in the lobby, eating from the many (also floating) dessert trays around her. After finally being rid of her ~excess weight~ overnight, the obvious course of action would be to JUST PIG THE FUCK OUT. Not even that hard-to-miss tattoo across her left breast reading "Never Question Caketown" could spoil this moment~*

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*A suddenly MASSIVE HUGE OH GOD JELLY ROLLS Salome storms through the halls in a blind, spitting rage, yelling to herself all the while!*

Of all the idiotic, senseless--! Robbing me of my perfectly sculpted magnificent absolutely stunning body for such a--!! AuughrasdgasdajshDSASDSASssss *PUNCHES A RANDOM WALL IN AND CONTINUES HER STOMPING*