memmons needs a schedule for april vacation ( Read more... )

This is a REAL conversation between me and my mother ( Read more... )

Not even kidding, you guys.

DO IT:
http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

For real.

CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T TEABAG THE LADIES. HE POTATO-SACKS THEM.

So I took 100 dollars out of the bank today, and Gracie-Lou and I went to the mall. And than to Salvy's. And then spent two hours on the computer. And you know what I realized ( Read more... )

So. No hanging out with friends, sleeping in, or having a good time THIS vacation ( Read more... )

i am in a secret kind of mood.

so, here is my secret. i shall whisper it in your ear:

I KEEP ON FALLING IN LOVE WITH LOSERS.

someone should make me a t-shirt that just says "falls in love with losers" across the front.

tell me your secret...

WHY DO PEOPLE BELEIVE EVERYTHING THAT THEY READ ( Read more... )

lavallee blows.
and i am god.

that is all.

IT IS I, THE ALL POWERFUL MEMMALLYBOPPIN MEMATRON. I HAVE COME TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT I WILL SOON BE MAKING AN ENORMOUS LJ CUT (i just want to be like carl!), BECAUSE MY FRIENDS PAGE TAKES TEN MILLENIA TO LOAD AND I AM far too lazy TO PUT UP WITH THAT SHIZZAT ANYMORE. COMMENT AND I'LL KEEP YOU ON HERE, BUT IF NOT....see ya ( Read more... )

THE (real) CRUCIBLE, by JESUS HENRIETTA CHRIST ( Read more... )