I have been away for far too long ( Read more... )

So.

Who loves memmons?
EVERYONE. Seriously. Everyone absolutely adores me.

A thought just decendeth from the heavens: I wonder if my Neopet is still alive. I wonder what my neopet's name is. Or WHAT it was.

Hmph.

Bye.

YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS ( Read more... )

You know what you guys ( Read more... )

umm NO.
My new car is so fucking amazingly beautiful.
prepare to be...jealousth? Oh yes.

so aaaanywaaaays.

SOMEONE MAKE PLANS WITH ME.
monday:
tuesday:
wednesday:
thursday:

COME ON YOU GUYS SUMMER IS ALMOST OVERRR.

And I know you all miss me.

peace nigs.

Yeah. So Grace and I went all over the place today to get stuff for Rocky Horror. I got the night off work, and inconvenienced a bunch of people to cover my shift, and spent money that I really shouldn't have and was willing to spend even MORE money that I really shouldn't ( Read more... )

What do you guys think about Grace I think she is a sex-o-matic love god. I think you guys should all comment on how much you like her and think she is awesome because I think she is really really awesome. She is kinda awesome to the max. No one could ever compare to how hahdkor she is. She is the fucking tits. And that is all I have to say. Oh and ( Read more... )

so, list of cool things that samleaianandme will be doing over the long, sweltering summer ( Read more... )

Hey, you asshole, READ THE FUCKING MANUEL ( Read more... )

New York City ( Read more... )