Hahha torrents, bb! But yeah, I do have a version but if it's for the kindle PC program thingy? I think Maya might have a better one if you don't have the kindle PC thing. I shall ask <.< >.>
I think that falls under "she's Tyra Banks" too actually. Similarly like how Snooki is an author......stupid people read shit by famous people because they are famous.
I'm pretty sure most authors will tell you "two and go" because too many is just bogging down the reader. All I could think about when reading that line was, "OMG, two and go! Three if it's a really, really pivotal scene but otherwise TWO AND FREAKIN' GO."
This book is FULL of Tyra drawing out descriptions with like 80,000 adjectives. She had this whole section on dresses in Chapter 6 that made me want to punch her face in. Let me show you:
"Dresses lay helter-skelter over the racks, on the counters, and on every inch of floor space: Feathered dresses; sequined dresses; tiered, bustled, and ruffled dresses. Dresses with sweetheart necklines, dresses with one shoulder; off-theshoulder, strapless, and open-backed dresses. Halters. Aline and asymmetrical dresses. Sundresses and cocktail dresses. Prom dresses. Ombres. Metallics."
I found the editor in the acknowledgements. (And the acknowledgments as bad as the rest D:). Her name is Wendy Loggia. And the draft was apparently 1,000 pages, omfg. Also, Tyra at one point thanked HARVARD. the fuck.
1,000 pages? It's sad because now, I can't even bitch about the editor. She must have saved us from so, so much! D: Harvard, eh? Wow. They should be ashamed!
She even named two Professors. I wouldn't wanna be them right now XDD
And yeah, seriously. This book is already like 600 pages apparently. But I'm guessing the editor didn't have a very good starting point to work with XDD
Ing: SEDUSKHEEON USED HAIR-FLIP. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE. THE CREEPY MAN IN THE FRONT NOW WANTS TO SIN WITH YOU. (He literally said he wanted to sin with her >.<)
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"It feels like a little wormy man is crawling in your mouth, anyways."
D: I've never been kissed but omg what omg ugh never omg no i cannot
"It feels like a little wormy man is crawling in your mouth, anyways."
D: I've never been kissed but omg what omg ugh never omg no i cannot
Maybe Tyra wants whoever reads this not to kiss because she thinks they get pregnanz from it...would fit in with her other biological missunderstandingsXD
I can assure you that kissing is not supposed to feel that way. I mean, my first kiss wasn't omg amazing, but there was no wromy man crawling. UGH. Tyra must have some really bad kissing experiences XDDD
Hmm, I wonder if Fran Fine ever went to Modelland. She totally had the power of ThirtyNever.
Also, I hope you guys have realised that "Tookie" is not only maybe a play on "Sookie" but quite clearly Tyra noticed how witty she is, because if it weren't for the random T appearing, the girl could be called COOKIE DE LA CREME. Which somehow sounds better than Tookie any day. CREAMY AND COOKIE DE LA CREME.
and yesss, we talked about the Cookie thing XD I was wondering if she meant for Tookie to resemble Cookie, but I don't think so. WHo knows anymore, though! ahha
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But yeah, I do have a version but if it's for the kindle PC program thingy? I think Maya might have a better one if you don't have the kindle PC thing. I shall ask <.< >.>
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Yes, let me know if you need a format other than for Kindle. I can get it for you.
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I think the better question is: how is this a New York Times bestseller.
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"...his adoring, applauding, whistling, screaming fans"
I'm pretty sure most authors will tell you "two and go" because too many is just bogging down the reader. All I could think about when reading that line was, "OMG, two and go! Three if it's a really, really pivotal scene but otherwise TWO AND FREAKIN' GO."
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"Dresses lay helter-skelter over the racks, on the counters, and on every inch of floor space: Feathered dresses; sequined
dresses; tiered, bustled, and ruffled dresses. Dresses with
sweetheart necklines, dresses with one shoulder; off-theshoulder, strapless, and open-backed dresses. Halters. Aline and asymmetrical dresses. Sundresses and cocktail
dresses. Prom dresses. Ombres. Metallics."
I found the editor in the acknowledgements. (And the acknowledgments as bad as the rest D:). Her name is Wendy Loggia. And the draft was apparently 1,000 pages, omfg. Also, Tyra at one point thanked HARVARD. the fuck.
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1,000 pages? It's sad because now, I can't even bitch about the editor. She must have saved us from so, so much! D: Harvard, eh? Wow. They should be ashamed!
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And yeah, seriously. This book is already like 600 pages apparently. But I'm guessing the editor didn't have a very good starting point to work with XDD
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"It feels like a little wormy man is crawling in your mouth, anyways."
D: I've never been kissed but omg what omg ugh never omg no i cannot
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D: I've never been kissed but omg what omg ugh never omg no i cannot
Maybe Tyra wants whoever reads this not to kiss because she thinks they get pregnanz from it...would fit in with her other biological missunderstandingsXD
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Also, I hope you guys have realised that "Tookie" is not only maybe a play on "Sookie" but quite clearly Tyra noticed how witty she is, because if it weren't for the random T appearing, the girl could be called COOKIE DE LA CREME. Which somehow sounds better than Tookie any day. CREAMY AND COOKIE DE LA CREME.
Hmm, baby gherkins. Kinda craving them rn.
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and yesss, we talked about the Cookie thing XD I was wondering if she meant for Tookie to resemble Cookie, but I don't think so. WHo knows anymore, though! ahha
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