50 Shades of Grey: Chapter 8 and 9

[ohaidesk]

Comments

[laurahonest]

i just...... i am shocked you are both still sane after this.

This is the most awkward sex ever! real virgins aren't even that awkward and I am sorry unless you are raised in a box you know what masturbation is! Especially if you have been in college for a few years. Just because you are virgin doesn't mean you are clueless! and making her clueless but then a bj goddess is kind of......a plot hole.

I really didn't think anyone could be a worse author than Stephanie Meyers was but god this one just takes the cake!!

[xfortytwo]

hehheheheh I was never sane.

[tunnels_of_loce]

i just...... i am shocked you are both still sane after this.

THIS.

[clzair]

I just. My only comments are what I already sent to Ing:

HOW HAVE YOU AVOIDED SEX
HAHAHAHAHA
MOST POORLY PHRASED QUESTION IN THE HISTORY OF QUESTIONS

[ppyajunebug]

IKR???????????

ANSWER: WITH GREAT APLOMB AND SKILL.

[xfortytwo]

If she'd answered this I would've LOLed and Ana would've been a much better character for it XD

[ppyajunebug]

ALSO, WITH A CHASTITY BELT.

[herbeautifullie]

MERLIN RECS. THIS POST IS SAVED! I ♥ you two.

[xfortytwo]

Hahhaha glad you approve! \o/

[laceymoibella]

OMFG--how the holy hell do you two do it?

*dies*

Tell me that neither one of purchased this or else I am going to have to hit you both in the back of the head with this book.

[ppyajunebug]

We may or may not have obtained a copy in a manner that many may frown upon.

And we do it with a lot of caps lock. A lot.

[xfortytwo]

I frown upon the people who pay for this, tbqh.

[legalliquid]

I forgot to comment before, but I've been following this since the beginning. You guys are awesome for reading this story lol. I got to about chapter 8 before I gave up. I mean, I already knew that it was a Twilight fanfic, but sooo many people out there seemed to like it that I wanted to give it a try.

Thanks for the palate cleansers! I hadn't heard of Courtney Milan, so she's on my to-read list. And of course, any Merlin/Arthur recs are perfection.

[ppyajunebug]

Thanks for reading along with us! I do not at all blame you for giving up- lord knows we want to.

If you like Unlocked, you should read the rest of Milan's Turner series. The heroine of Unlocked is a minor character from the first book of the series and they're all faaaaab.