Suggestion post!

[ohaidesk]

SUGGESTION POST

Here's a post so we can keep all your ideas in one place ^^

Feel free to suggest terrible books for us to read and review. All recommandations are welcomed with open arms, balloons and brownies. They will be petted lovingly and cherished fiercely.

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[muffinpatronus]

ROUGH AND READY BY SANDRA HILL. YOU HAVE TO!

IT HAS THE LINE "HE ENTERED HER LIKE SHE WAS A LOTTERY" DURING A SEX SCENE

JUST LOOK AT THIS SUMMARY:
It takes nothing short of a miracle to catapult Lt. Torolf Magnusson and his team of Navy SEALs back in time to eleventh-century Norselands. First on the agenda: destroy the evil villain who terrorized his ancestors and a nation.
But when the sexy SEALs find they've landed in the middle of a sanctuary--filled with women, well, Hoo-yah! Their game plans are put on hold, much to the distress of Hilda, the head of the sanctuary. At first resistant, she soon succumbs to Torolf's passionate advances. Suddenly the term "Special Forces" takes on a whole new meaning. But with victory in sight for Torolf, Hilda must face the fact that their love may not survive the test of time...

[sweetnessarose]

You all NEED to watch Titanic: The Legend Goes On. It's HORRIFYING. You can find it on youtube for free along with another titanic movie. In Legend Goes On, they rip off just about every disney movie and have a rapping dog. In the other Titanic animated film, the sinking is a plot to cover up an illegal whaling scheme.

[xfortytwo]

omggg we haven't seen that entire one (but we've seen a review of it and omggg) but we've seen another animated Titanic sequel with mafia sharks and a giant octopus! HAHHA so ridic omgggg.

[sweetnessarose]

OMG the one with mafia sharks is the one with the whaling plot. Is that the sequel where they go to atlantis or something?

[xfortytwo]

I think maybe that there's another movie with the octopus where they go to atlantis? I'm not entirely sure, though, but I don't think there's an Atlantis plot in the titanic movie. But it definitely has those whales that can speak cause she cries on them and that ridic octopus haha I can't XD

[nuclearxsquid]

Ooh, ooh, what about The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare?! Because that one was another fanfic-converted-into-book-form :D It was originally a Ron/Ginny NC-17 incest fic BY THE SAME NAME. And Jacy is Draco from her Draco Trilogy. Not to mention the nasty plagiarism scandal surrounding that whole train wreck......

Mostly it was just a huge ego boost that if that can get published, I can definitely get published, too :D

Starlet

[fromtheash]

"Starlet" by Randi Reisfeld. It's aggressively bad. Poorly researched, poorly written, Mary-Sue etc.

"True, the show's producers had dubbed her 'the beauty,' but all she saw were glaring flaws."

OMG YOU GUYS. IF I HAVE TO READ THE "I LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND THOUGHT ABOUT HOW EVERYONE SAYS I'M PRETTY BUT ACTUALLY I'M A HAG" PARAGRAPH AGAIN I THINK I WILL DIE.

So that. Of course the main character, Jayce, is everyone's favorite Hollywood It Girl - something she can't stop complaining about - and she has an entourage that lives with her in LA after winning "America's Next Top Actor" or whatthefuckever.

Starlet combines the Mary-Sueishness of 50 Shades with the wish fulfillment and utter lack of research in Twilight. And the vampires are all fictitious celebrities with names like "Chad Chadinson."

[iamthewalrusegg]

the nine lives of chloe king. i don't know what it is about the main actress, but i can't stand her. the acting is just... ohmygod, and the cheesy writing doesn't help. it's a fantastically terrible show to watch. there are only 10 episodes since it was canceled.