Comments | ohbutyouwillpet: Kids are Odd

ohbutyouwillpet

Kids are Odd

Apr 22, 2004 10:33

So my otherwise extremely bright son is kneeling on the couch, rocking back and forth in an autistic sort of way and smashing his face into the backrest cushion. This is all well and good, but the couch also has a hard back on which the cushion rests, and if he happens to miss that cushion he's going to mash his face on it. I put out my hand and ( Read more... )

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ataventure April 22 2004, 10:38:12 UTC

OUCH!

ataventure February 9 2005, 17:19:42 UTC

You know what's even more painful? A baby being raped by their father.

ataventure April 2 2007, 22:56:32 UTC

mmhm i hope they cut your balls off baby raper

purge_chic February 9 2005, 19:24:02 UTC

Subject: Kids are Odd
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Could he have made it any more fucking obvious?!?

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jades_imp April 22 2004, 13:49:24 UTC

Well I have no room to deride him, the only difference with me is I used the back of my head and nearly bit the tip of my tongue off. But hey, just console yourself with how normal I turned out... ~well, there are always drugs - for you, not him~

anonymous February 9 2005, 17:19:03 UTC

And then you raped him, right?

anonymous February 10 2005, 01:31:52 UTC

He should have bit your cock off, you sick fuck.

anonymous February 10 2005, 16:33:18 UTC

So my otherwise extremely bright son is kneeling on the couch, rocking back and forth in an autistic sort of way and smashing his face into the backrest cushion.

Your son sounds a bit, ohhhh TRAUMATIZED? Perhas he was trying to comfort himself after you raped him you sick fuck???