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Animal Planet's puppy week starts tomorrow at 9. Watch that shit.

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A man walks into a bar, and he sees that half the barmans's head is an orange. So he says, "What's with the head?" And the barman says, "Well it's a long story, but I was the attic the other night and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a genie came out and granted me three wishes. For my first wish, I wished to be rich, and suddenly I was ( Read more... )

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Seriously people, y'all need to chillax. Life dosn't suck, trust me. Life rocks.