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[oheyzeus]

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This will not stand. I should have killed all your children, Gaia. And you, Father. You should be in pieces, washed up on the shore with Ouranus. Like father, like son. You'll know the truth of it, soon enough.

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[Zeus is restless but as still as stone. Only those who know him well might sense that he is all uncoiled,

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[delightindance]

Daddy!!

[oheyzeus]

Darling child. It is good to see a happy face.

[delightindance]

Most of us are here~ So is Apollo.

So you won't be alone!

[oheyzeus]

I am rarely alone, I find. Which of your lovely sisters are here?

[pornpoet]

Hey, Daddy.

[oheyzeus]

Hello, daughter. It is correct [gone] good of you to make yourself known to me.

[pornpoet]

It's like a horror movie up in here, Daddy! And the cool chicks are always the first to go. Pretty soon it's just going to be Auntie Hestia battling Grandpa with nothing but a cookie sheet.

Uncle Hades and Uncle PoPo are here.

[oheyzeus]

Don't underestimate dear Hestia's ability with cookie sheets.

Ah. Hades and PoPo. I can only assume they remain ... unchanged?

[seepassion]

Bossman!

How's it hanging? You know, other than the whole meatsuit thing - which, dude, if you don't mind me saying? Fucking nice, man. You're sorta hot shit. I mean, the ruggedly handsome thing's totally working for you.

Right. Rundown. This place is Manhattan. Big Fucking Apple. Doesn't sleep. Has a shit ton of fucked up mortals with serious daddy-issues that may or may not end up selling themselves on street corners as a poor substitute for fame, fortune, and genuine affection. It's pretty fucking excellent, as far as locations go. I mean, no thrones and shit, but not terrible.

And we're sort of like a particularly sadistic game of the Sims for Cronus and his cronies. (Which, fuck. Would totally make an excellent band name, by the way.)

1/2

[oheyzeus]

2/2

[oheyzeus]

Zelos. It is good to see you so unchanged, mortal trappings aside. As ever, your summary of any situation is delightfully descriptive.

I do hope you haven't had too many run-ins with my father.

I am glad that you are not too cast down by this strange place.

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Ruggedly handsome. Yes, quite the way with words.

[seepassion]

I mean, it's strange and shit. But there's worse places. Like Wyoming. What the fuck is there to do in fucking Wyoming. Even the fucking state looks like a rectangle. Boring as fuck.

I totally died once. It was tingly and shit. Like some fucked up full-body Orajel treatment or something.

Seriously, Boss. It suits you. It's scruffy and awesome and sorta like you should be wielding an axe. With optional forceful cranial insertion.

[inthe_past]

Father! It can't be good if you're here too.

[oheyzeus]

Now, is that any way to greet -

No, you are right. Being here and being reduced to this cannot be good for anyone.

[inthe_past]

You must know I am always happy to see you father!

But the only brighter thing I have seen here then back home is my son.

[oheyzeus]

As I am happy to see you!

That is good news. That's Apollo's boytoy Hyacinth, yes?

[moonstoneglow]

My my my, look who finally decided to show his handsome face.

[oheyzeus]

There was no real choice in it on my part but that is not to say it is not without reward.

[moonstoneglow]

Doesn't matter how you got here, darling, just that you're here. And just as handsome as ever.

[oheyzeus]

And you are as generous as ever, I see.