Her name was Lola... she was a showgirl...~ And she wasn't Jewish! 8D

[ohfuckitshidan]

[Hidan is in a pretty fuckin' good mood. He had an awesome birthday, got some pretty sweet-ass gifts, and Kuzuface managed to get Lola, his big sexy gorgeous UNF UNF UNF red three-bladed scythe out of the Jashinist convent and into his arms. He's in such a good mood in fact, that he's decided to wrap up the Jashin-damned Christianty lecture and

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[yuzudaki]

Icecream!

[ohfuckitshidan]

YES. ICE CREAM. [scribbles down on the chalkboard]

[inkdicks]

...Milk?

[it would be the same as anybody else's cart, right?]

[ohfuckitshidan]

FUCKIN' MILK HELLS YEAH.

[ooc//: I dated a Jewish chick once. There are things that are like... FORBIDDEN OMFG NO DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH. Neji lists them out quite well. C:]

[yuzudaki]

Apple pie!

[ohfuckitshidan]

VEGETABLES AND FRUITS OF ALL KINDS ARE ALLOWED. APPLE FUCKIN' PIE IS A GO.

[cagedbydestiny]

It all depends whether the Jew in question's shopping cart is that of a Jew who conforms to the kashrut, or dietary laws.

If the Jew is non-practicing, then I would imagine you would find exactly the same things in their shopping cart that you would a person of any other faith.

On the other hand... if they do conform to kashrut, then you will only find kosher foods and food that does not violate the dietary laws, such as pork, shellfish, birds of prey, reptiles, and some insects.

The easiest thing, not to mention the most obvious you would find in their shopping cart?

Kosher salt.

[ohfuckitshidan]

YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' KNOW-IT-ALL.

.....A+ for this assignment.

[loves_weapons]

[Tenten spins a knife, staring at her sensei. Such a random assignment.]

Hidan-sensei? [waves hand] How about kosher hotdogs, matza mix, deli meats and cheese, hummus, and bagels?

[ohfuckitshidan]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, and MOTHERFUCKING YES. [writewritewrite!]