Gather 'round kiddies... It's time for your first Religions Project!

[ohfuckitshidan]

[When the brats come into class, they'll find a Holy Bible on their desk, along with these instructions scribbled out in red pen in Hidan's chicken-scratch on a separate sheet of paper:

RELIGIONS CLASS PROJECT: IMPROVING THE HOLY BIBLE IN YOUR IMAGE.
Instructions:Take the Holy Bible on your desk and skim and/or read through it, marking out

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[blood_n_sand]

[Gaara stalked into the room, head down, trusty back pack of pills, pills, pills... oh and maybe a pencil case (if he's lucky) over his shoulder.

He takes his seat at the back and might of just flinched at the pretty gold letters that spell out "THE HOLY BIBLE" as his teacher yelled his instructions to the class...

... yesyesyesyes! was the happy mantra from Shukaku at the words...

If Gaara had been the emotional sort, he might of smiled, instead he glanced at the teacher to make sure he really was actually letting him do this before looking back down at the bible. He went for his trust set of half dead scissors and began to carve up the front of the Bible, scratching out the pretty sparkley letters with all alacrity.

He paused, looking at his handy work.

...Shukaku purred...

He flipped open what was left of the cover and went to work on the first page.]

[ohfuckitshidan]

HELLS YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT! EXTRA CREDIT FOR YOU! TEAR THAT SHIT UP!!

[blood_n_sand]

[Oh Gaara is gonna like this class. He looks up, hesitantly, thinks about smiling and decides against it.]

Thank-you, Sensei [Yeah, that'll do instead, at least its better then grunting, at least that was what the therapist says.]

[Yep, the teacher is apparently just as bat shit is he is, but neither Gaara nor Shukaku mind. He drops his scissors for a second to crack his knuckles from where they had been in a death grip before starting on his 'work' again.

More like a field day, amiright? Gleefully intones Shukaku.]

Is there anything else to this, Sensei?

[ohfuckitshidan]

Eh, not really. Project's pretty self-explanatory. It'll be interesting to see what you brats come up with. [goes to eyeball the other students' work]

man I wish my school religion class had been like this

[yuzudaki]

[Naruto decides starting at page 1 is boring, so he opens to a random page and starts reading. Something boring about a desert. He flicks to another page and...hey, plagues! That's more like it. He starts crossing out the odd word or two with his pens and writing other ones above them.]

[ohfuckitshidan]

HEY. IF THE PAGE IS USELESS, TEAR THE FUCKER OUT.

[yuzudaki]

It's not useless, it's cool! There's a FROG PLAGUE 8D

[ohfuckitshidan]

YOU RETARD. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PAGES YOU JUST FLIPPED BY AND DID NOTHING TO.

[cagedbydestiny]

[Neji reaches in his backpack and takes out a lighter. He flips open the book to Leviticus and lights the pages on fire...]

[ohfuckitshidan]

8D!!!!

[inkdicks]

[has just been using a fine marker to cross out words and replace them with words like "fuck" "bitches" "whores" "dicks" so it reads more like a porno than a bible]

[may have just drawn cocks over pages that made no sense, and crossed out the "not" parts from "Shall not" in the comandments]

[ohfuckitshidan]

[TRYING SO DAMN HARD NOT TO LAUGH HIS ASS OFF...

....AND FAILING.]

Pffffthhahahahaahahaha!!!

[inkdicks]

...Something funny, Hidan-sensei?

[ohfuckitshidan]

This Bible is pretty bitchin'... [snickersnort] I would totally be a Christian if this was what the religion was really like!

[sparklypony911]

[Okay so Sasuke totally aced the first class. Now he's just kinda staring at the book. He notes the madness going on around him. Hidan's classes looklike they might always end up in Chais. 8'|

He draws a cat on the first page, and feels alittle better.
He puts a few more through the pages. The best way to desecrate the bible?
He thinks so.]

[ohfuckitshidan]

....Cats? That's it??

[sparklypony911]

..You got something against cats? [Because if you do, =Sasuke has something against YOU. >:|]

[ohfuckitshidan]

Did I say I had something against cats, brat?

Just sayin', you ought to get a bit more creative... maybe draw them kitties clawing the eyeballs out of Jesus or something? I dunno.