I FORGOT TO DO THIS BEFORE.

all previous entries were for flamingoheights

Forgive me, dear Jeanne, for not expressing my gratitude for the Christmas present you got me. I have been busy, you see. I have been thinking of a way in which I could...Ah, nevermind.

In short, thank you.

In all my years of living on this pitiful planet, never have I seen as much nonsense happen in just one week. At one place ( Read more... )

I have heard rumors of a pair of burglars sneaking around; if these are true, you can be sure that I will protect this household.

These aliens...Somehow they bring with them a delightful air of wickedness. The area doesn't smell like God so much any more.

They came up to me with the intent of asking about Santa Claus; suffice to say that they were unable to. It didn't seem like a lot of fun.

Remember to be careful, Jeanne!

So Christmas is drawing closer and everybody seems to be very excited about it.

In this place full of people unknown to me, it could turn into a very interesting event.

I, personally, do not think much of the holiday, but Maron is waiting for it eagerly, so I will do it as well.

Hmmm....