I think it's time I stopped pretending I don't want to be a librarian with all of my heart ( Read more... )

Someone give me 3 grand so I can go to sound recording school. please? Or buy me a theramin. 

Virginia, if I can make it there, will be an excuse to put flowers in my hair and get high with old friends- an excuse to get away from messy pizzas, small apartments, and dead pets. It will feel like summer camp with sour beer and astrology.

I'm looking forward to it if it happens.

My period won't start. Can somebody get me some jumper cables?

ZOMGGGGGGGGG BRITNEY SPEARS SHAVED HER HEAD LOL LOLZZZZZZ OH SNAP!

Big fuckin' deal. Girls have been shaving their heads for years and years. Skins, punks, riot grrls, etc.
Britney, you are not original.

…he fell upon Government, and shew'd, that every Man was born free, and had as much Right to what would support him, as to the Air he respired... that the vast Difference betwixt Man and Man, the one wallowing in Luxury, and the other in the most pinching Necessity, was owing only to Avarice and Ambition on the one Hand, and a pusilanimous ( Read more... )