"I met someone in the West Indies who was not able to walk. I put my hands on him and he was able to get up. I try to play it down." - Chris de Burgh

There's a lot of people on the internet that I miss. This is a hello to all of them.

I'm jobless, sort of homeless and half the world away from almost everyone and everything I know. It's kinda fun. I miss a lot of people though. I miss a lot of you people! How are you all? What's been happening?

Name fifteen things that currently bring you a moment of joy, and tag five friends to do the same ( Read more... )

Donald Rumsfeld is briefing the President, "Yesterday,
three Brazilian soldiers were killed. "OH NO!" cries
the President, "...but how many is a brazillion?"

It's really hard to be in a foul mood when you have a Popbitch newsletter in your inbox.

You are a
Social Liberal
(61% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(31% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat

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I spent all of Talk Like A Pirate Day saying to people "Arrr! I hear a pre-release of the new Mew album has been leaked. I'm looking for a torrent now!" Nobody got it. I need new friends.

( Coo, a bandwagon! )

( Oh, fuckpants! )

When I'm 92, I want to be this guy.