Who ever said celebrity gossip journalism wasn't a work of art?

"Optimists note that the reduction in slammer-time will allow the famous-ish singer that more time to prepare for her much-anticipated second album. Interestingly, pessimists note the same thing!"

Men often misinterpret a woman's innocent smile or compliment as a sexual come-on--but why? Gender stereotypes imply that men are socialized to oversexualize the world. But research suggests there are real evolutionary reasons that men and women get their signals crossed ( Read more... )

MY FISH IS EATING!!!! like, it actually ate something and didn't spit it out and then ate another one! i'm so happy, and i'm really relieved. i was really sure it was just going to die but no!!!!

chutzpah jessica neil russ, jewfish extraordinaire:
2007 - apocalypse.

1. cut my hair rather drastically in the shower -- almost pixie-ish, and accidental bangs ( Read more... )

innee beautiful??? he's a japanese fighter fish and i won him today at school ( Read more... )

i love spam ( Read more... )

( here it is not greece but books & shit )

update: there is a cut on my arm and it was bleeding and is now a scab and i've been trying to place the smell of it all day and i just realized, it smells like my grandparents' old house out in queens

which is odd, isn't it

wow. today was one of those amazing days, you know? which is odd because it was my sixteenth birthday, and normally birthdays are hugely unsatisfying and depressing, but today was kind of amazing ( Read more... )

Everything is on a point of decline, and only the weeds flourish: bindweed strangles the shrubs, the yellow roots of nettles creep onward in the soil, burdock stands a whole head taller than oneself, brown rot and greenfly are everywhere, and even the sheets of paper on which one endeavors to put together a few words and sentences seem covered in ( Read more... )