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i have a half-inch-long cut on my knuckle from my toenail.

i feel you all should know this seeing as it's the most fucking ridiculous thing that's happened to me today.

i feel pissy.

it's bleeding.

my toenail.  i mean, wtf??

in case you don't really have a grip on how FUCKING BORED i am right now:

SmarterChild: How old are you?
ssspazmatic: thirty-seven.
SmarterChild: Cool.
ssspazmatic: why did you need to know?
SmarterChild: Because I wanted to.
ssspazmatic: how would the way you acted change with my age?
SmarterChild: You know how.
ssspazmatic: that's a really lame ( Read more... )

BirdComix: i want to be ron.
BirdComix: ron is so cute
BirdComix: harry is just an emo fucker
ssspazmatic: exactly
ssspazmatic: i thought you'd fit the discription
BirdComix: ..
BirdComix: ouch
BirdComix: ouch.
ssspazmatic: ice burrrrrnnnn

my baaaccccckkkkkk aaaaccchhhheeesssss ( Read more... )

my cartilige piercing has begun to smell strongly of rotted bleu cheese dressing.

something tells me this is bad.

anyway.

if you feel like it comment with one word. i'm collecting words. for poems.

when i get forty i will make a poem.

please be generous.

http://www.chrisjordan.com/current_set2.php?id=7

i think pretty much everyone needs to see this.

i just walked into my mom's room and on her computer, as the screensaver, is a huge picture of a dead, half-rotten, dismembered horse.

(she has it set so it runs through all the pictures on the computer, which i guess includes the ones of dead horses i took hiking in the grand canyon.)

just made my day.

this is really weird. like, it's actually really creeping me out right now ( Read more... )

i make really bad jokes. all the time. i'm just beginning to realize it in full ( Read more... )