I make inappropriate jokes all the time.  in fact, the more inappropriate the moment, the more inappropriate the joke tends to be.  this seems to get me in trouble.  like, a lot.  I can't help it though.  it's like a natural reaction for me ( Read more... )

holy fucksticks do I hate the Twilight series (feel free to disagree and/or hate me for this.  I will remain firm in my loathing of shit literature).  but I saw this today on cracked.com (hilarious randomness.  I have wasted millions of hours of my life on that site) and it made me giggle.


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I had a very sad moment today when I realized whenever I see some something on the internet (a quiz, video, etc) that says "Harry" in the title, I automatically assume they mean Potter.

it was a rather nerdy moment for me. 

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I ruthlessly stole this from tokyo_ren

muahahaha

( *thieved* )

Okay, so I was totally jazzed because I realized in seven and a half months I will be 21.

then I realized that I'm older than all of my friends.  so I'll have no one to go out and drink with.

this depresses me.

also, the girl in the room next to us gets up at 5:30 every morning and starts singing.  who does that?!  she's like a college aged mary ( Read more... )

has anyone noticed how shoddy those Sweethearts heart candies have gotten ( Read more... )

goodness me it's the NEW YEAR!  I feel as though I should be optimistic about this fact, but mostly I'm sitting here thinking "oh good lord, the semester is about to start...why?!"

at which point I cry into my bowl of cinnamon toast crunch.

which is a shame because tears kind of ruin the sugary goodness.

which reminds me.... why is cinnamon toast ( Read more... )

here is a picture of our (soon to be) puppy.  Gemma is the one on the left.


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I'm so sad Thanksgiving break is over.  now i have a week to start cramming for all my final term papers and then bam, next week are final exams.  such shit.  such utter shit.  who planned out this schedule?  who does anything but eat and sleep during Thanksgiving break?  it's cruel to make us do so much work right after.

however, then I'll be done ( Read more... )