Any chance of me becoming a church-going man has promptly been nullified by the past weekend. Never before have I spent four hours listening to a sermon and then going to confession and then going to my dorm to watch the bloody Evangelical channel. I think I am definitely going to heaven now or else I will fucking KILLAnd my test results turned out ( Read more... )

I'm afraid Sirius and I won't be around today. We're making a much-needed trip to a Planned Parenthood clinic and then afterwards I am forcing him to go get tested for STDs ( Read more... )

No. I'm not going to Host Club this week. Or out of my room.

You lot might've had a merry weekend, but I'm still unable to wash myself and feel clean after three showers in a row.

James, assure me of my sexuality and tell me how much you love me.

Kyouya, I need a little help on how to entertain the ladies and gents who frequent the club. You know, up my number of designations a little.

Can I get some private lessons? Hopefully one-on-one?

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I don't know why I have to go to school. Since it's obvious that I am beyond any teacher's capabilities of teaching genius, I should go and just start my own school. It'd be called the Academy of Sirius Black and I'd teach you everything, because my classes are turning out to be a bloody bore and an absolute insult to my intelligence ( Read more... )

I got the lead in the play; me, and I'm going to do bloody fantastic at it. Never before will the world have witnessed a Professor Henry Higgins such as I. "Sirius Black," they will shout, "is the best thing since sliced bread. And that is a fact." And the reviews will be amazing; Ms. Kamio, you did the right thing giving me this part. I will do it ( Read more... )

Girls. I will never, ever understand ( Read more... )

So many lovely presents ♥ Thank you all; all I have to do now is use them (now really, Nymphy, was it appropriate to give me a dog collar? I must get Baru a leash now) and never take them off. Mm, there goes my hygiene ( Read more... )

Happy birthday... to... me!

Ohhhhh, Professor Matsumori! It's my birthday! Since our love is so true and sincere, I don't think you'd have forgotten so callously. Am I going to get a birthday kiss? Please, my dearest? Or else I'm afraid I'll waste away and... dieLaser tag later. Oh, this is going to be a brilliant, beautiful day. And I even get ( Read more... )

Ah, fuck it.

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