i will grant one wish and one wish only, any wish you want(except i cant make someone fall in love with you), to the first person to kill math.

i gots cash! i gots cash! yeeeeaaaaahhhh! I gots cash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! from my pell grant.

i if lived in a cave, life would be so much easier. i could wake up when i want, where i want, and i wouldnt have to worry about litter/ farting. and i could hunt deer/bears with a long stick with a rock tied to the end. and every day i'd make a giant fire. a whole forest fire to cook it on.

i have lots of uncles what abotu you?

You... DIE...

I miss you dynasty warriors...don't forget me...

subliminal messages in mcdonalds commercials are making america fat.

Lets fight some wookies!!!!!!! Gwraaaaa!

..and now you know. AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

Put JKA into a search engine and see where you go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What mood am i really in...