Comments | oitotheworld2: What I learned in school...

oitotheworld2

What I learned in school...

Feb 11, 2006 12:18

So my teacher lady from bartending school explained to my class the other day that if you drink too many Jager bombs you can die of a heart attack. The combination of all the caffiene in the red bull and the fact that Jager is a depressant screws you up. I probably won't stop drinking them, though.
I also tapped a keg yesterday.

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sweenerswieners February 11 2006, 17:45:49 UTC

I'll consider that when I drink them, but seeing as how I am a med-school dropout I want some hard medical evidence on that. I will not stop drinking them, though. Your school kind of rules.

oitotheworld2 February 12 2006, 05:42:31 UTC

I googled my face off and couldn't find any incidents of jagerbomb-induced fatalities, but I don't see why my teacher would make that up. I'm perplexed.

sweenerswieners February 12 2006, 16:36:29 UTC

Oh well. I had a Jagerbomb last night and thought of you.

madcaddiesadam February 11 2006, 18:26:20 UTC

Whenever I used to tap kegs at the Outback Steakhouse, I used to have the problem of getting sprayed in the face with beer almost every single time. I'm glad school seems to be going well.

gheefreak February 11 2006, 18:36:29 UTC

Jager bombs taste like death. I don't think that will ever stop anyone drinking them.

oitotheworld2 February 12 2006, 04:37:07 UTC

Jager bombs taste like death.
What kind of college student are you, anyway?

stina27 February 11 2006, 19:22:44 UTC

So, who do you get to test all of your concoctions you learn how to make in bartending school on?

Good to know about Jager bombs. I'll still stick with margaritas, personally.

Also, just out of curiosity, where is bartending school?

oitotheworld2 February 12 2006, 05:02:01 UTC

Haha, funny you ask...All the booze (except for the keg of beer) in bartending school is FAKE. It's just water, paint and food coloring, pretty much. It's all the right color, so all the drinks come out the same color as they would if you used the real alcohol but...no booze! Also, we have a gun where all the pop comes out of, but it's not even real pop. It's brown and bubbly, but the teacher strongly cautioned us against drinking it.
The school is in Greentree, about 2 minutes from Parkway Center Mall.

radiomanifesto February 11 2006, 19:34:23 UTC

good to know. at what number of jager bombs should I cap myself and switch to regular plain old depressant alcohol?

oitotheworld2 February 12 2006, 04:41:34 UTC

I think maybe you should cut yourself off when your left arm goes numb and you experience chest pains. At that point, grab yourself a PBR.

radiomanifesto February 12 2006, 06:52:16 UTC

this information has been filed away into my long term drinking memory banks for future use