1st entry

[ojosrojos]

I suppose I'm expected to make an introductory post.  So here it is.

My name is Szayel Aporro Grantz.  I'm well aware that it's too much to ask for anyone here to pronounce it correctly, but when it comes down to it, I really don't care what you call me.  As long as you don't call me "Brother."

Don't anyone, ever, call me "Brother."

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[lagrimas_verdes]

About time, Octava.

Re: Private

[ojosrojos]

I come when I'm told to, Cuarta.

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Take that how you will.

Re: Private

[lagrimas_verdes]

Perfect, then, Octava.
We need people who actually follow orders around here.

Re: Private

[ojosrojos]

In that case, Cuarta, there are a few here who ought not have come. Not that it's my decision.

[blondbrother]

You know what.

I wouldn't even want to call you that.

Brother.

[ojosrojos]

I rather thought that was the point. You don't want to. I don't want you to. So let's just save ourselves a few brain aneurisms and leave that nasty little word out of the equation entirely.

Shut up. Shut up or I will surgically implant paper wasps in that empty, cavernous, blond head of yours.

[blondbrother]

Szayel Aporro, you talk too much.

Ooooooooh, so scary. Like you could.

Brother.

[ojosrojos]

How much is too much? Last I checked, anything I say is, by definition, more than you ever want to hear. That said, I'm not likely to change my modus vivendi simply to match your pace. The courses at this school are inane as it is without my having to be placed in the remedial class with you.

Would you like to see the Fraccion of mine on which I've already performed a similar procedure?

Keep saying that, and I might start to believe you actually mean it.