Having a bunch of caffeine-happy interns and rich brats whose daddies bought them their doctorates can be made so much more bearable by having even just a few capable hands around. I'm told this should make me more lenient toward these 'capable hands' when they're having personal issues and can't perform their duties as they usually would. In ( Read more... )

What a ludicrously unproductive day.  Some animal rights group decided it would be funny to accuse Shirasugi Pharmaceuticals of using fluffy bunnies or something to test our new vaccines.  And by 'accuse' I mean 'deposit a few pipe bombs in the 1st floor employee lounge.'  So while the bomb squad cleared the building, and the higher-ups chatted up ( Read more... )

As Halibel brougt up yesterday, I have gigai's ready for those of you who requested them.  Please come get them soon, as I am tired of trying to hide them from my roommate.

For those of you who haven't requested them, and want one before the upcoming inane waste of time field trip, tell me now, and I'll see what I can do.  If you don't want one ( Read more... )

But I don't want to go to the beach...

Does this school offer any kind of advanced courses?

[arrancar]
I have created gigai bases for all of us.  Aizen-sama has instructed me to provide one for any one of us who's masks or Hollow holes may be an issue in terms of maintaining our cover.  If you fall into this group, leave a hair sample with me, and I'll customize the gigai to fit you.
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Camping is so...inconvenient.  There are quite a few other things I would much rather be doing.

[Aizen-sama]
I am nearly finished with the plans for the gigai you mentioned.  There are a few finishing touches to be made before I can create them, and I will need samples from each of the Espada Arrancar to personalize the faux bodies.  I can do this as ( Read more... )

I suppose I'm expected to make an introductory post.  So here it is.

My name is Szayel Aporro Grantz.  I'm well aware that it's too much to ask for anyone here to pronounce it correctly, but when it comes down to it, I really don't care what you call me.  As long as you don't call me "Brother."

Don't anyone, ever, call me "Brother."

[private]
After ( Read more... )