Okay, so I went shopping with my mom today at the mall. We were at Macy's and I found this orgasmically soft robe on the clearance rack. First off, Ralph Lauren at $25??? Can't beat that. So I bought it. Got home, took off my clothes and put it on, said "OH MY GOD ITS HEAVEN", and felt something in the pocket. So i put my hand in the pocket, pulled
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