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i didnt know my stomach could hold up to 5 liters of stuff untill it spewed out of my mouth from the balcony
the juice also contained some tasty potato chunks

here's 2 vids i took that night, make sure you up the brightness cuz they're way dark
i hope you'll laugh at me and go "OMG WAT A RETART LOLNORS" cuz that's why i'm posting em here.. D:
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My girlfriend got me what I always wanted, a Nintendo DS with NINTENDOGS!!! D:
The game is so cute, but I couldn't find the 'rape the fuck out of other cute dogs' command. :/
I'm turning more gay day by day, even my hair looks gay now:

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i'll summarize this crap
...this guy who's now on my friends list wrote an entry on how christians are fucking stupid... then his dad commented on that entry (who happens to be one of those christians)
here's what happened:

dad: Jesus Christ is light years ahead of Mohammad, Buddha, or the Easter Bunny. Historically only Jesus could raise the ( Read more... )

Video of some guy jerking off to World of Warcraft :D (SFW)

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'SNAKES ON A PLANE' WILL BE THE GREATEST FILM EVER TO GRACE THE SILVER SCREEN.
I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Douwe, watch this movie.
It's called Mysterious Skin, Wensy said you'll like it ;D

uh... everyone else, watch it if you have the stomach for it. I know most of you will squirm like babies being stabbed in the eye and then raped in the ass without giving the movie away