It is amazing how peaceful the pages of a book can be.

Bathroom: if you pee on the toilet, clean it god damn it!

Cellphones: not everyone is interested in your conversation!

Sex: both parties must cum!

Your life is filled with people. Some who will waste your time. Some who will teach you nothing. Some who will be by your side no matter what. Some who you can always count on. And finally some who are just present to piss you off. Andrea is all of these. I hate the bitch ( Read more... )

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! Famous words brought to us by the French Revolution. Fraternity. Now here is a word that can describe social groups, raise controversy and most importantly hypocrisy ( Read more... )

Last night I found myself seeing "Carlos Mencia's No Strings Attached" stand up comedy for the millionth time. I practically know it all by memory but still find myself ridiculously laughing my ass off time and time again. I'm a fan what can I say? Anywho, he has a joke about how God has a sense of humor. He says "if you don't believe me, go to ( Read more... )

So to no surprise of mine, I encountered ANOTHER mistake prior to my registering for classes. The problem this time, was that I was not notified until I went to register ( Read more... )

all it takes to get over someone you've been missing is knowing they have absolutely no future, be it with you or anyone else brought to you by Olivia Lopez.

Now i think i should submit this to the starbucks people!

So here's the skinny on my weekend. Friday night I start feeling my throat a bit lumpy and when I got home after class I was feeling worst. Yuli and Richard came over for dinner but once they left I knew I was doomed. Ever since last night I've thrown up 5 times, eaten 2 crackers a bit of sprite 3 spoons of apple sauce and managed to throw all that ( Read more... )

I tried something new tonight, writing from someone else's perspective, from the other realm, the male species, and in spanish. I think it came out rather nice ( Read more... )

As the years have gone by, I've become a pain in the ass. I no longer believe in love, marriage or anything of the sort ( Read more... )