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olaanar

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Apr 01, 2005 22:03

I'm not sure really quite how to say this, but I'm pregnant. I don't know what happened, other than the obvious. I shouldn't be pregnant, Dan and I both used forms of protection and I recently had what I thought was my period. Apparently that was implantation bleeding ( Read more... )

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BUTTWAD!!! supremum April 2 2005, 07:08:46 UTC

I HATE YOU MIRANDA!!!!!! Oh shit, you really had me going! I was about to kill. In fact I might still kill you. A long slow death. It's really not nice. I could have had a heart attack. Have some consideration for others. Jesus shit. I'm going to try to calm myself. You buttwad.

Re: BUTTWAD!!! isilondo April 2 2005, 07:47:39 UTC

LOL, you fell for that one? I thought that was one of the older April fools pranks.

Re: BUTTWAD!!! olaanar April 2 2005, 08:44:44 UTC

LOL. It was worth it just for that reaction. wow. impressive. even after we had a conversation in which I detailed the fact that I had just had a period and had been taking the pill religiously up until Dan left. hee hee hee. wonder who else will buy it?

Re: BUTTWAD!!! sidur_mishpacha April 2 2005, 15:51:52 UTC

Not me! I've pulled it myself.

themeadowlark April 2 2005, 08:43:43 UTC

you had me through the first sentance, then logic kicked in. then i started laughing hysterically

poor debo. c'mon, look at the date, hon :)

olaanar April 2 2005, 08:55:30 UTC

You have no idea what I did to make this post. I swear, I know more about pregnancy tests and implantation bleeding than I even wanted to. Also I had to come up with why I didn't say anything to my family members, who I've talked to mutiple times today and who know that I just had a period. And then me and Victoria tried to figure out why I'd have had a pregnancy test in the first place. She came up with the idea that I had gone into the health center for something different and they just happened to run a pregnancy test. As the doctors do not distribute pregnancy tests to all non-virgins that cross their doorsteps, the symptoms had to be similar to early pregnancy symptoms. hee hee hee. I did get you for a minute, though. hee hee hee.

themeadowlark April 2 2005, 18:17:45 UTC

indeed, i have been completely outdone this april fools. congrats, mira ;)

firstofive April 2 2005, 14:04:25 UTC

I waited all day yesterday to see what you and Sara would try to pull on each other. So this morning I was certain you both forgot and thus, I believed for a microsecond. I did think it was odd to choose to announce such important news in this forum!
The comic strip Clear Blue Water used this gag yesterday also.