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[olbay_seasoned]

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{Voice}

[perpetua_gem]

{A long pause of confusion, and then a small stuttering voice}

M-miss M-Mary? Umm... i-it's A-Ada. I j-just w-wanted t-to know if you w-wanted t-to g-go out o-on a picn-nic with me this w-weekend. M-my n-number i-is 208 554 6436... I f-found y-yours p-programmed i-int-to my new ph-phone.

Um.. c-call me b-back? I'll t-talk t-to you s-soon. {click}

[Text] now with less HTML fail

[olbay_seasoned]

To: 2085546436 [Princess Ada]
From: 4106785572

Heya Ada! Yeah, I think your number was already programmed into mine too. Weird.

But a picnic sounds awesome! Just us two, or what?

[voice]

[show_me_rivers]

Hey ya, Miss Mary! It's ya know who!

I just wanted to make sure you're okay since the power went out...and tell ya if ya feel like doin' a little, 'fishin' in the dark'...well you know where to find me...and my river! Bye!

[VOICE]

[olbay_seasoned]

Ugggh. This power outage makes me wanna punch a baby. I can't see shit in front of m- ack!

*there's the sound of Mary tipping over and knocking down some chairs* Sunnuva bitch. *grumbling curses* fuck me. I hate this place.

Oh, uh, anyways. 'Fishing in the dark'? I'd probably end up drowning somehow, I'm sure.

Call me back when you find a way to generate enough power to watch a movie and pop popcorn. Then we'll talk.

See y-rgh! *another crashing noise, more curses, and then it clicks off*

[text]

[isfor_lovers]

to: [mary]
from: 7037818051 [virginia]

mary, you probably shouldn't tell people you hate them. do you actually hate anyone now that i think about it? wait. don't answer that question.

[text]

[olbay_seasoned]

To: 7037818051 [Cadey-cade]
From: 4106785572

Lol, if you don't want me to answer, why bother sending the text, dork? Nah, I don't hate anyone, really, but don't let that get around.

What's up?

[text]

[isfor_lovers]

to: 4106785571 [mary]
from: 7037818051 [cade]

because knowing you--and i do--you would have usually told me anyway and in detail at that. it's in your personality to go against the grain.

and i promise i won't tell. but me? good i guess. my brother isn't giving you trouble is he?

[text]

[olbay_seasoned]

To: 7037818051 [Cadey-cade]
From: 4106785572

Aww, thanks Cade. You're so sweet <3

Uh, no, I don't think so? I need his cell number, so I can bother him, lol. Do you have it?

[text]

[danielboonefvr]

To: 4106785571 [mary]
From: 502-644-8261

mary! i found your phone number in this phone! how are you?

[voicemail]

[anonymous]

Seven days...ya better be there when it happens...

[beep]