Hm. It's almost 2006. Another year older, another year not wiser, another year without snaring a YOUNG MAN. Sigh. This is getting depressing, and my old age exacerbates the depression ( Read more... )

To take my mind off YOUNG MEN, I have bought myself an apartment! It is a great distraction from YOUNG MEN, even though I still find myself slipping in my spare time and spending all the time I should be using to work exploiting my connections to get tickets to certain shows for YOUNG MEN because I am thoroughly whipped. I suppose this is one of ( Read more... )

I think when you get to a certain age (OLD AGE), like myself, you should be able to whine as much as you want. For instance, I think that when YOUNG MEN decide to date YOUNG WOMEN instead of old, wise people like me, you should be able to whine, be grouchy, and interrogate everyone who knows this YOUNG MAN so you can find out what his YOUNG WOMAN ( Read more... )

I am old.

I am so old. *sigh ( Read more... )