I feel very alone.

Life is good!!!

Two nights before she is leaving Colorado, Carole bitches that during the duration of her stay {Almost three months} she has not gotten laid. Fucked around, but not gotten {real} dick. Licked by a chick, but no dick.

On her LAST night in Fort Collins, Carole got laid.
*Basketball movement*
Swoosh!

For some reason I feel like livejournal is no longer a way to keep in touch with people, but a way to express how good I'm feeling or how bad. Right now I'm not feeling all that spectacular. There is no real reason for the way I feel, I merely know that I'm feeling it. My life is perfect, no doubt... I just have the sense of emptiness. It's quite ( Read more... )

LIFE IS SO FUCKING GOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!

Drinking hot tea in a hot shower on a cold morning is friggin' awesome.

After 23 hours of driving, sleeping in a small truck in 25* weather, peeing on the interstate more times than I would care to count, flashing a trucker and humping the WELCOME TO BEAUTIFUL COLORADO sign.....

We finally made it Colorado.
If anyone has facebook I'll be posting pics of the trip soon.

So awesome news. I'm moving. Not just out of my house, but out of NO for good ( Read more... )

Did you guy know that eating tuna can ACTUALLY make a girl's puss smell like tuna? Wow.
I guess there is a reason that people say bitches smell like fishes.

Hi guys.

Taking a little break from my Elljay sabbatical ( Read more... )