i'm all by myself like i've always been

[oldshitsandwich]

so yesterday i decided to sprain my knee real good. i wake up at 9:30 today because it feels like its being ripped apart. i was hoping my mom was around so she could get me a bag of ice, but instead she's at atlantic city gambling. thanks mom.

Comments

[scurvy_lass]

I'll bring you ice.

[xshanxnonx]

you should have a party

[heathyrre]

So you're the lad who's got my Gwen's panties all in a twist?

No, just kidding. But I don't know you and your Gwens'friend, so I thought I should know you. Since I'm her best friend and she talks about how cool you are.
Hi. I'm Heather.

oh my god

[oldshitsandwich]

i really do get them in a twist! she always says its a wedgie but now i know the truth. i'm glad to meet you. now you can tell me lots of things i'm not supposed to know.

Re: oh my god

[heathyrre]

like how she's my lover?

...I mean, like how she once almost peed her pants?

Re: oh my god

[oldshitsandwich]

i'm jealous