p.p.s. Electric Six with Jerry and Audrey tomorrow night. p.p...p.s Be jealous.

Last night at 3 am I was pissing before I went to bed and midstream I noticed the biggest cockroach ever sitting on top of my fire sprinkler. We had an epic battle. I eventually got the better of him with my vacuum cleaner. Philadelphia you're a dirty bitch.


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I moved to Philly and it's wonderful. Living on my own is a completely different experience. Classes are so much more interesting than OCC. Come visit me.

i haven't written a real update in like 5 months. the only reason i'm writing in it right now is because its 4 am and i'm not tired. i'm working at the boardwalk now and it sucks man dick. i worked 6-2am tonight and i'm real cut up and sore (i work at the beer bust). its miserable. i hate bennies, i don't have a voice from acting like i give a fuck ( Read more... )

I'm making my newest epic movie entitled "A Day Without Kisses" this weekend and one of the scenes calls for a party with a lot of people making out. This is where you come in...I need people... preferably couples so it's not awkward, but if you can work it and don't have a significant other I can try to arrange something. Write me back if you're ( Read more... )

today is my 21st birthday and i feel so much manlier. my beard is much thicker and i could swear my dick grew three inches over night. i'm going to atlantic city tonight for cocktail filled fun. if you're interested in going with me message me back.

love,
matt

two weeks ago my cat got put to sleep and i got into a head on collision totaling the buick. what a shitty year. here's to 2005...

its been a long time since i've updated. so let's recap what has been going on in my life. i couldn't sleep well so i decided to go online. it's now a little after 8am so thats why my thought pattern is so random. the last month and a half has been one kick in the pants after another. i still feel empty since my grandma died. i still feel like she' ( Read more... )

first and foremost i'd like to thank everyone who commented on my last post. the loss of my grandma was pretty tough on me. it made me change and only time will tell if its for the better. when she died so did a part of me inside. so its up to me to evolve and try to make lemons out of lemonade. right now the lemonade needs a lot more sugar because ( Read more... )

my mom came home about 20 minutes ago. she told me my grandma died at 2:22 am. my grandma hasn't been well for a real long time and i knew this day was going to be soon but now that its here i can't believe it. i feel so terrible right now and i can't believe i'll never see her again. if you're reading this now please help me through this. my heart ( Read more... )