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Jun 12, 2002 09:34

Hey. What's all this stuff sitting around the house ( Read more... )

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*became too paranoid to use mun account* ahaha, you can probably guess who this is, anyway XD anonymous June 12 2002, 10:48:26 UTC
Weed is only bad if uh... smoked? Then it's bad for your lungs.

But then, you know, so is woodsmoke. From a campfire. Or smokey fireplace o_O

And there has never, ever, ever, been a recorded case of someone dying from weed. You might, like, feel like dying, but you won't. It would take something like 15 pounds smoked in 15 minutes to kill you, but I think smoke from 15 pounds of anything in 15 minutes is enough to kill just about anyone, because of smoke inhalation o_O

Now, eating it has no bad side effects (aside from becoming a clumsy ass for a while and finding not funny statements hilarious) and weed actually has some healthy oils stuff in it. So does hemp. Hemp is good. Hemp is like weed, only you can't get high off it because it has very, very, very low THC (the thing in weed that gets you high) and it would take something like a field's worth of hemp to equal a joint of weed ( ... )

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Re: *became too paranoid to use mun account* ahaha, you can probably guess who this is, anyway XD oldtoby June 12 2002, 11:12:17 UTC
o.o *blinks* What did s/he/it just say? Why did it take all the weed from the trash?

((WTF? Tobymun is the least paranoia-inducing person she knows. Honest. And I didn't mean to offend anyone. This was supposed to be a humorous post, because Toby was the one who *invented* the idea of smoking pipe-weed. Right now Toby is a six-or-seven-year-old Michael J. fucking Fox. He doesn't remember anything *about* weed, which is hobbit weed not marijuana-type weed in any case.

God. What do I have to do to not offend anyone these days?))

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aahahaha, hilarity samwisegamgee June 12 2002, 13:11:15 UTC
((What do I have to do to not offend anyone these days?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. It's hopeless, I think.))

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Re: aahahaha, hilarity oldtoby June 12 2002, 18:47:02 UTC
Yay! At least you realize the humor. :) LOVE!

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erchirion June 12 2002, 13:44:47 UTC

So you're not selling any more? Well... !#@$%^!!! Now what am I supposed to do?

...storms off...

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oldtoby June 12 2002, 19:00:30 UTC
o.O Why would I sell weed? Ewwww. I'd rather sell something cool, like...like...*thinks*

Action figures.

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mikefox June 12 2002, 14:08:17 UTC
holy shit you look like me.

And it makes me wonder if the reason I didn't turn into a snot nosed kid is because you turned into me. *blinks* Whoa. This is heavy.

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oldtoby June 12 2002, 19:04:58 UTC
Dude...I do look like you! A little bit, I guess. That *is* heavy. Who are you, anyway?

Hey. I'm not snot-nosed.

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mikefox June 13 2002, 00:59:36 UTC
Of course you're not snot nosed, because you're me.

But I'm not you. I'm Michael J. Fox. Just a singer, I guess. And Actor, but, not like there is acting going on here. :)

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oldtoby June 13 2002, 04:45:14 UTC
Hi Michael. Can I call you Michael? That's so cool that you sing and act! *subtly bounces* Can you sing something for me? Or, you know, act something for me? Oh yeah, I'm Toby Hornblower. Um, I'm a hobbit, and I feed Gwaihir sometimes. Yep!

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