So, has everyone watched the Extended Edition?

Do that. I'm in it. It's my moment of fame.

Weed.

O, pallando.

I want to have a sweet, sweet fuckfest with you and bear your children, with the intent of breaking up your marriage so that you can leave your wife and run off with me to Florence, where we will do several things in parks that will make the citizens weep and be aroused.

Wait. Are you married?

So, I'm not a young him anymore.

...WHERE'S MY FUCKING WEED?!

*shakes*

((OOC: Saw a lot of Joshua Bell this summer, in performances, movies and *cough* bars, and kept thinking of him as a weed-addicted hobbit. Ehehehe))

Bowman Cotton, Mike Fox and I are going to play poker, since we can't play the naked in Mordor game.

Wanna join, anyone?

Um, Mr. Fox?

I'm, um, still you. Is that a problem? I don't want to be a problem.

Hey. What's all this stuff sitting around the house ( Read more... )

I'd like to announce that the Festival of Manwë is now on!

Party! Weed! Etc, etc, etc, and all that.

LOVE AND WEED to everyone who voted for me, even if I didn't win:

celegorm
brouhaha
finrodfelagund
nienor_niniel
erendis
theredwitch
gilraenthefair
ladyamarie
king_ingwe
uinen
eonwe
dis_of_durin
i_am_brandir
flowerdream
gloredhel
borntoramble
butterbur
elenwe

*passes out weed* I really should come meet all of you someday, because I don't know half the people who voted for me. How about at the Festival of Manwë, which can be...erm...how's Saturday for you people?

In the shire. BYOW. Or, don't, because Denny and I have ( Read more... )

So, we had a Festival of Irmo. Great! Sorry I missed it. Congratulations, O Promiscuous One.

...Ooh. Idea. We could have Festivals of all the Valar. My personal suggestion would be a Festival of Manwë. I'd be there, with weed.

With that in mind, I dedicate myself to Manwë and to glorifying his name. Manwë, may we hold a festival in your honour?

Hey.

If you vote for me, I'll give you weed. Lots of it.

That is all.