Terrifying! My grandma was a part of the Freemason's junior society when she was a girl in North Dakota. I tried to wrangle the secret password out of her, but to no avail. Damn the loyalty of the Freemasons. Even now I fear the repercussions of this post.

You know what would be really awesome right now? Cuba Libre!

Also, almost died in the most ridiculous fashion today. I almost drove into the other lane because I was distracted by my pazci. There is sugar all over my car, like the set of Scarface. I regret nothing.

Have I mentioned that I got to play with two baby goats the other day. Well, be jealous now b/c nothing is cuter than baby goats, not even puppies or baby seals, so don't even try resist saying, "awwwww." Even Chupy would rather cuddle them than suck their blood ( Read more... )

Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!

--overheardinnewyork.com

I'm playing "If They Mated" like on Conan O'Brien. This is deoxyribonucleic acid recipe for my hair.


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Puns: Today I heard an excerpt or an actual Beowulf translation on "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me": "Grendel's lunches were rather plain-ish/So for breakfast he feasted on Danish." Oh, puns of fun ( Read more... )

Gah! Television cliffhangers are such agonizing joy. Code Black! Code Black!

Today is evacuation day for all excess mucus in my body. I'm done with wheezing, even if I do succeed in busting a blood vessel. The inspiration for my resolve? I blew my nose this morning and something akin to primordial ooze shot out. We're done, mucus and I ( Read more... )

"Harry and the Hendersons" is on television this morning. How many times did I watch that movie as a child? Would like to indulge, but am far too busy and important for nostalgia. Huzzuh!

NPR featuring random facts about and reminders of Mozart's birth, additionally, stories about Norway and the aurora borealis. They catered to this audience. Also, electromagnetism is cool, even if it is a weak force.

Sixth graders are carriers of pestilence. Am bravely warding off an encroaching cold.