got my first stripe tonight, which means i kicked ass at something. yayah. there was even high fives and comraderie, which wasnt exactly expected by me, so i was mildly surprised. what can i say? im reserved. lol ( Read more... )

hey mutha-fucka god blessed texas ( Read more... )

i cut my fingernails today.

thats pretty much the most productive thing i did. wait, i got the other other car running. and people stare as i pass them on the freeway. oh!

strata of the earth
excavated premature
dead meant to stay dead

here's a tip:

dont let the freakin' asian chick drive the stupid ambulance!

season 3 of doctor who airs on march 31st.
now im not really for or against illegal downloading, but if theres something i like, ill tend to pay for it rather than hurt them. however, i have never been able to find the good doctor by legal means, so ill be scanning all the pirate-y ways on april fools for a rogue file or something!
exciting!

so yeah, for some reason im hooked on that Jane Fonda song by Mickey Avalon. Even though he has this whiny voice and loks like he's been doing way too much meth, the song is horribly catchy ( Read more... )

Careful study of International Census Statistics has shown that as of 2004, most countries are exhibiting a fertility rate of less than 2.1 children per woman, the amount needed to maintain population ( Read more... )

i love love love ( Read more... )

for any of you that read this, and remember highschool's long days in drama doing plays, all i can say is:

My hands are high,
my feet are low.
And this is how,
I Gigolo.
>insert breakbeat here

i made diiiinner tonight and with it, i made a Mojito.
but, unlike other mojito, it was like the grandaddy, strongest one evarrrrr.

i
feel
awesome.

oh and dinner was corned beef and carrots and taters, and i used the pressure cooker for the first time. rawr!