Hilary Oliver Sweitzer's Aliases

Your movie star name: Pretzel Roy

Your fashion designer name is Hilary Prague

Your socialite name is Burger Florence

Your fly girl / guy name is H Swe

Your detective name is Giraffe Waverly

Your barfly name is Soup Whiskey

Your soap opera name is Oliver Libbie

Your rock star name is Pez Cheetah
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i hate hate HATE it when i am saying goodbye to someone and they act like they cannot wait 30 freaking seconds to say goodbye and rush through it and act like there is nothing they would rather be doing LESS than looking at me right then. F you ( Read more... )

okay, so from time to time i forget that this thing exists. haha. my bad. things haven't really changed much since my last entry, though, so don't worry. you didn't miss anything. i am still working at bonnie's and bennigan's, and i like them both. working fewer hours at more places breaks my week up more, so i don't get so tired of the "same ( Read more... )

so my first night at bonnie's was pretty pimp. i didn't really have to do much, except follow "danielle" around all night and sometimes watch what she did. and most of the time erica told me i didn't really need to follow danielle around cuz she didn't know what she was talking about. it was fantastic. then, at the end of every shift, you get a ( Read more... )

i have my first day of training tonight at bonnie's. i'm pretty excited about the whole thing, since i hardly make any money currently at shmennigan's. also i'm excited that i won't be expected to "suggestively sell" anything called a "broccoli bite." shmennigan's is just sort of lame and cheesy. anyways, i hope all goes well at shmonnie's, so ( Read more... )

hilarious journal entry about life and how much it sucks to go to a christian college:

http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=DisneyFan4Ever&tab=weblogs&uid=198670913&nextdate=last

my boyfriend is slightly retarded. nate is also slightly retarded. i am cold, and no one will get me some pajama pants. PAJAMA pants, not SLEEP pants, tool.

i get to move into my new apartment this friday, which is awesome because i cannot effing sleep here due to the morons upstairs. but whatever. cuz by this weekend i will have my very own cool new apartment. so there. hopefully i can move some big stuff on friday, like my bed and stuff, so that i can start sleeping there right away. i only have ( Read more... )

i absolutely dispise the idiots who occupy the apartment directly above me. last night at midnight i could have slit all thier throats with zero remorse. they are the loudest pieces of crap EVER. seriously. i cannot sleep in my effing bedroom because they are so damn noisy. i even called the "curtesy officer" to have her come and hear how loud ( Read more... )