I heart this movie *sings* What do we want/a girl worth fighting for!!

I just looked up and saw like 4 'Skeeter-eaters. that was a bit disturbing. Plus; my arm ITCHES.

AAAHHH! MY WRIST! IT ITCHES! LIKE SATAN!

...is Satan itchy?

that's awkward.

but anyway. Oh! I bet it's a question "shwy so itchy Molls?"

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YOU SUCK! you're slow! bah!

on an upside, we got zoo keys today! whoopie! none of us knew we were getting them so it was like "adur? oh neat!"

i wanna nap, but there's a fucking siamang sleeping in a crate on the couch. grr! :P

it's HOT.

*grumble* boooo. i miss the SC fog.

I GOT GATORAIDE!

TOMORROW IS MANDY'S BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLIE! i haven't seen you in forever and a day, but I know you're doing fine, kick jeff in the shin for me. :P no not really. because that's mean. but do say hi. :P

but HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY LADY!

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Wanna know how much I hate being sick?

...do ya?

THIS FAUCKING MUCH!!!!!!

it is so not cool.

at all.

*snifflesneeze5fuckingtimes*

maybe i'm allergic to stress.

poop.

seriously.
what?

know what I love? leftovers. Especially something along the lines of Cheesecake Factory mac & cheese leftovers!!

know what I don't love? the fact that I have to eat it with a SPOON.
a BABY SPOON.

that and someone just made fun of me because i am so focused on said cheezie goodness.

sigh!

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