... like I kinda am right now ( Read more... )

I just watched Kevin Nealon shtupp a cancer patient. Edit: on his desk. Bonus.

Weeds is fucking hilarious.

Damn you, post-sex nap. Damn you to hell. I was asleep before 4 am last night. I thought it was the start of a good thing. Turns out it wasn't the start of any thing.

Jimmy:: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/06/NOUbj.jpg
The Contino: Oh.... oh my god....
Jimmy:: I caught Ben's disease
Jimmy:: Epic loss
The Contino: Ha ha, you both fail
Jimmy:: I'm playing basketball in an hour with Ben's disease
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So, today I went and got the warrant for my arrest removed after paying an old fine. I am jubilant that I am no longer the allegorical scurrying cockroach under the harsh gaze of The Man. It was a goddam Event, capital E, meandering slowly through the Franklin County Courthouse just trying to find someone to take my damn money. As it turned out, ( Read more... )

Dusty: i am teh king of teh internet tibes ( Read more... )

Jimmy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=kwcjE3FJeU0 <- Best music video ever?
The Contino: LET'S SEE!
The Contino: Oh man.
The Contino: I recognize this footage, lol
Jimmy: No footage better describes Ace of Base

http://omglmao.blogspot.com/2007/03/comunist-mario.html

Fucking hilarious.

Espezito: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Espezito: man...
Espezito: man them...
Espezito: the harpoons...
Espezito: man them.
The Contino: Ha, the harpoons, Pez?
The Contino: ARE WE UNDER ATTACK FROM WHALES?
Espezito: FAT PEOPLE EXTEL
Espezito: FAT PEOPLE

The Contino: Hussbot 7000, I will smash you yet, you villain!
Laurie: :::alert::: :::alert:::
Laurie: Must. Crush. Intruder.