Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines ( Read more... )

I need to fix a number of things about myself. One being: eliminate Starbucks from my diet. Not doing this will damage my funds, my diet, and my sanity as I'm absolutely in love with my regular barista and absolutely die everytime he looks at me. In fact, the next time I see him and he doesn't propose and/or ask for my number, I'm quite sure I'll ( Read more... )

Holy shit I love Texas.

I fucked a guy in the elevator.

Good times

Holy crap do I have a rant ( Read more... )

Build your own television receiver. Staying home can't be that bad for me. Because I'm not scared. But I'd like some extra spare time.. easily earn me big money. I'm a modern girl but I fold in half so easily when I put myself in the picture of success. I could learn world trade or try to map the ocean. When you're dead in hospitals and freeways, ( Read more... )

I need to go back to school. Being with my family like this is more awful than being stuck in a Hot Topic for eight hours listening to Nick Lachey ( Read more... )

So I think I'll be in England for my birthday. I'm so so excited to go home I can't even explain it. Only three months and twenty five days, thank fucking god. I belong at home. So long, America ( Read more... )

I just need to point out a few things that make me awesomer than you ( Read more... )

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I love fighting. Someone say something really controversial that'll set me off. I'm in the mood for a good debate.

_Lauren