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[Harold Lupinski] // Geese!

Oct 08, 2006 14:46

::shows up under T!Ed's balcony, leading an assortment of very loud and very pissed off geese on leashes, fending off their attacks with the same hand holding the leash, and keeping a tight hold on another goose under his other arm which seems bent on biting off his ear:: Proph - ack! Prophet, I come bearing - ow - the geese ( Read more... )

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ipwnturtles October 8 2006, 21:55:02 UTC

*comes out onto the balcony at the sound of the ruckus* Oh good god... *takes a deep breath and closes his eyes* Thank you, o' great Harold Lupinski, child of his Noodlyness. Your next task on this divine mission is to deliver these geese to ten holy people.

Harold Lupinski omg_abab October 8 2006, 22:00:25 UTC

::battered by several wings; sputters a bit before responding:: Certainly, my Prophet! Who are these ten holy people?

Re: Harold Lupinski ipwnturtles October 8 2006, 22:01:10 UTC

You will know them by their holy aura, Harold Lupinski. Go forth, and may His noodly appendage bless you.

Re: Harold Lupinski omg_abab October 8 2006, 22:08:22 UTC

Thank you, thank you kind Prophet! ::bows, almost losing hold of the goose under his arm; grabs its foot and holds the leashes in his teeth in order to subdue the other goose with both hands::

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unsuremechanic October 8 2006, 22:41:48 UTC

Um... *blinks as she watches him a moment before approaching* Er, do you need any help?

Harold Lupinski omg_abab October 8 2006, 22:58:26 UTC

::eyes her before kneeling at her feet, almost losing the one unleashed goose again, scrambling to grab onto its leg before it gets away, then bows his head before her:: My apologies, Holy One. I bring you a gift from the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his Prophet, so please accept this goose. ::kneels on one knee and steps on the leashes of the other geese, holding the first one out in front of him with both hands::

Re: Harold Lupinski unsuremechanic October 8 2006, 23:01:28 UTC

...Holy one? Flying Spaghetti Monster? Er, what are you talking about? *stares at the offered goose, not sure what to do*

Re: Harold Lupinski omg_abab October 8 2006, 23:09:19 UTC

::smiles wryly:: Your attempts to dissuade me are clever, Holy One, but I will not be sent away from my path! Please, I have worked very hard at obtaining these special geese for you and the others. Please accept it! ::grunts when bitten by the goose::

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can_i_eat_it October 8 2006, 22:51:23 UTC

*near the park, sniffing the ground, hard on the hopper bug's trail, looks up* Oh, it's you, Funny Flying Thingy Man! ...Why you has birdies?

Harold Lupinski omg_abab October 8 2006, 23:01:32 UTC

::watches him, trying to decide whether or not Gluttony posesses a holy aura:: I have these geese here which must be delivered to the Holy People of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Do you know of any? ::continues to scrutinize him, attempting to detect any sort of aura at all, not wanting to let down his noodly deity::

Re: Harold Lupinski can_i_eat_it October 8 2006, 23:23:36 UTC

...People with holes? ...No.... *wishes he did, drools a little* Has you seen a Bad Mean Bitey Hopper Bug?

Re: Harold Lupinski omg_abab October 8 2006, 23:29:04 UTC

No no, Holy, like, divine and stuff. ::blinks:: I... don't think I have.

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songless_psiren October 8 2006, 23:26:07 UTC

*out for a walk* Oh, you again... um... what are the geese for...?

omg_abab October 8 2006, 23:30:43 UTC

::smiles proudly:: I am on a holy quest to deliver these geese to the Holy Ones who are chosen by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

songless_psiren October 9 2006, 09:08:16 UTC

Ah. Of course. Who are these Holy Ones, then? ...And, ah, where did you get the geese?

Harold Lupinski omg_abab October 9 2006, 17:55:49 UTC

Anyone with a holy aura! Which, I'm sorry to say, you don't have. But that's alright because you still are learning. In time, maybe the Flying Spaghetti Monster will choose to bless you with his noodly appendage and make you rise specially above the others. ::grins:: Um, some I got from the park but most of them flew away so I had to get the rest from farms.

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doting_daddy October 8 2006, 23:46:01 UTC

::watches him pass by, trying to suppress a bit of a laugh, figures he may as well continue to play the role of mythological opponant... has nothing better to do:: What are you doing with all of those geese?

Harold Lupinski omg_abab October 9 2006, 17:58:56 UTC

::frowns:: None of your business, Unicorn.

Re: Harold Lupinski doting_daddy October 10 2006, 02:29:49 UTC

That's not fair. I just want to know. ::completely understands now why ghosts tend to cause trouble... this is rather entertaining:: It's not like I can do anything to them... or you. ::walks along beside him::

Re: Harold Lupinski omg_abab October 10 2006, 18:11:05 UTC

::shoots him a glance:: If I tell you, then you'll sabotage my mission!