*suddenly, surprisedly, and inexplicably standing smack-dab in the middle of the park, blinking around at the bright sun* ........... *insert a lot of colorful Gaelic-like curse words here ( Read more... )

Amestris Gazette News This 28th day of February, the year nineteen eighteen

Tragedy in the SuburbsTragedy struck last afternoon when unknown assailants infiltrated and proceeded to wreak havoc throughout a local suburb, killing four and leaving a fifth gravely wounded. Authorities were notified by a woman who claims to ( Read more... )

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( Yet again, on the ansaphone )

::sitting beneath T!Ed's balcony, a little bruised from goose-bites:: Oh great Prophet, I have traveled far and wide and delivered the ten geese to the ten Holy People! I await my next holy mission.

::shows up under T!Ed's balcony, leading an assortment of very loud and very pissed off geese on leashes, fending off their attacks with the same hand holding the leash, and keeping a tight hold on another goose under his other arm which seems bent on biting off his ear:: Proph - ack! Prophet, I come bearing - ow - the geese ( Read more... )

::standing in front of a small group of other people he's somehow managed to recruit; most are holding signs, Harold is shouting:: ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! Praise be to He who created us all with His noodly appendage; He who has touched our lives with the glorious divinity of Pasta! Come, all, and join us in the worship of His ( Read more... )

( Left on Ren's ansaphone )

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