Maybe I move abnormally quickly and efficiently...

[omg_palindrome]

Here is a list which I comprised today in a while waiting for a parking space; it's a list of situations in which I find myself marvelling over just how long this person is taking, yet I swear I bust through it in seconds

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[sierrazen]

I find peeing is my biggest peeve. There are only four toilets in the bathrooms closest to my work and there is always a line. And goddammit some of these women take FOREVER. Generally, you will have one stall working at maximum efficiency, one out of toilet paper, and the other two occupied by women who seemed to have drowned.

[omg_palindrome]

Oh yes, this is definitely missing from my list!