Holy shit I am so not ready for this week and the weekend a attached to it.

Hold me plz.

Disclaimer: Yes, I have a soul and I do have sympathy and I understand all the factors and realities that lead to this situations so don't bitch me out ( Read more... )

-- Battle for the Sun by Placebo was my highest played song of 2009 according to Last.FM.

-- The Killers were my most played band, only just beating Britney. Woops!

-- Join australians for an ONTD-esque Australian community. I am a mod, I feel speshil ( Read more... )

Mum told me a story about an elderly couple in Northampton who froze to death in their home. Their bungalow was unheated, the wife was in a wheelchair and the husband was caring for her on his own. They'd asked for help with the heating, and were surrounded by neighbours but one night the cold got the better of them and they both died and weren't ( Read more... )

Last weekend, I went up to drop my laptop off to Ryan & Andy at the markets to get it all cleaned up and de-virused when I got stuck behind a ute with a bumper sticker on the back saying something along the lines of it only taking x-number of minutes for a dog to die when locked in a hot car, and that the temperature can double in five (?) minutes ( Read more... )

But I have so many plans and want-to-dos for the next 18 months slash two years. They all seem great on paper, they'd all be amazing, I should do them all etc.

But moneyyyy. I seriously cannot comprehend how I will do this on what I earn at the moment and holiday work has been less profitable than recent years bitch bitch bitch complain angst ( Read more... )

ARGH FUCK I JUST STUBBED MY BAD, INFECTED, SWOLLEN, BLACKENING INGROWN TOENAIL ON THE DOG BOWL AND NOW IT'S BLEEDING AND WEEPING AND HURTING AND I CRIED :(

fffuuuuuuu just take the toe god DAMN.

This is the greatest Christmas song and ensuing video clip in the history of Christmas. I'm totally not biased nope nuh uh never.

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B.Flow <3

Well, that went well.

Man, I fail at resolutions. BUT, I have one for next year already.

I am twenty-five and therefore most of my friends are around that age too. You should all have cars and driver's liscences by now or have public transport being your bitch, or even have a job so you can afford cabs. I am not driving anyone anywhere in 2010, ( Read more... )

Okay, hopefully (yet sadly) the lady in question is now on her way to newer pastures~ but i have got to get my whinge on about the recent outcry along the lines of oh my god BRITNEY LIP-SYNCS WHAT THE FUCK ( Read more... )